Now here are our demands:
- Two boxes of chocolate covered macadamia nuts
- Some Nike ankle socks from the International Market Place
- Carter's undershirts in sizes +12 months
- Atleast ONE postcard sent by the US postal service
Come alone. Do NOT contact the police. I dont even want to have to tell you what will happen if you fail to meet our demands..... let's just say its not pretty. As you can see, besides some minor crustage, your dogs have been treated kindly. That will not be so if any of our demands are not met.
We have taken every percaution to conceal our identities. Don't try to contact us... we will contact you with the next set of instructions.
2 comments:
that's hilarious! what was with the newspaper tho?? haha I love duke in the background!
great post!!
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